Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little
Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him,

Little Boy:
"Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?"
Teacher:
"No I Am Not Sleeping In Class."

Little Boy:
"What Were You Doing Sir ?"

Teacher:
"I Was Talking To God."

The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep
In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up
To Him...

Teacher:
"young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class."

Little Boy:
"No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping."

Angry Teacher:
"What Were You Doing.??"

Little Boy:
"I Was Talking To God."

Angry Teacher:
"What Did He Say??"

Little Boy:
"God Said He Never Spoke To You
Yesterday..."